Bailey and Myself on Flickr.
Today, I:
- babysat a fourteen year old for ten and a half hours
- conversed with a British lady
- made $85
- found out that Shaq is a vampire on top of already being a zombie
- considered buying myself a Nikon D90 camera body
- got a call back for another interview at Best Buy, because my background check hadn’t gone through when they interviewed me the first time, and now they want to do it again
- considered buying myself either a fisheye lens or a 55-200mm lens for my Nikon D60
Today was productive.
I need to call Apple tomorrow, though.
Also, I’m the best person ever at burping on command. I’m so gross. Ew. Ugh. Whatever. I’m actually a bro. And I will never have lady-like legs, because they will always have cuts from thorns and barbed wire and a bunch of bug bites all over them. Yay for the results of adventures~
oh my god i’m dying hahahahahahaha why am i allowed on the internet what is this why is there a third eye thing oh my goddd
On the plus side, I’ll probably have an attractive baby, as long as I mate with someone who is at least as attractive as I am.
I just realized that I hadn’t posted all of these.
Graduation 2012 - Lakeside High School
Literally the most comfortable sweatshirt I own.
What even.
We are possibly the weirdest people on the internet.
I may look like a Panda when operating this
devil devicenon-Apple Product, but at least I don’t because penis.
Keep this as your background at the Academy. It’s the greatest picture to grace your existence.
I didn’t say that you looked like a panda. I just compared you to one. Duh. Reading and critical thinking skills.
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I’m going to steal that screwdriver back from him and use it for some Mayan sacrifices.
